Dan Beard
1850 - 1941Name Variant(s): Daniel Carter Beard

"The Abbot's Solemn Procession"

"After Prayers We Had Dinner"

After the Explosion

All Men Are Born Free and Equal

And So We Started

"And were Soon as Sociable as Old Acquaintances"

Another Miracle

"Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a...

"At the Twelfth Repetition they Fell Apart in...

Audi Alteram

A Band of Slaves

Barber to H. M., The King

"Bgwjjilligkkk!!"

"The Boys Helped Me, or I Never Could Have Got In...

Brer Merlin Steals the Lariat

"Brother to Dirt Like This?"

Burial of a Freeman

"By a Sarcasm of Law and Phrase They Were Freemen"

Catcher of the Ulster Nine

Charge of the 500 Knights

"Children of Monarchy by the Grace of God and the...

"A Child's Affair for Simpleness"

"The Church Is Master Now"

The Church Puts Its Foot in It

The Church, the King, the Nobleman, and the Freeman...

Deciding an Argument

Decorations of Sixth Century Aristocracy

"Defend Thee, Lord!--Peril of Life is Toward!"

"Delirium, of Course, But SO Real!"

"Detailed an Intelligent Priest, and Ordered Him to...

Discrepancy in Noses Makes No Difference

The Earth Belongs to the People

Effect of the Pipe on Sandy

Effect of the Pipe on the Freemen

Effect of the Sun on the Iron Clothes
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The End [by Dan Beard]

Evolution

The False Prophet Going to Meet the King

The Feast

The Fire

"The Flies Buzzed and Bit Unmolested"

"For I Was Afraid of the Church"

A Foundling

"Go It, Slim Jim!"

"Go 'Long," I said; "You Ain't More Than a...

"Great Scott, But There Was a Sensation"

"Great Scott, Can't You Understand a Little Thing...

"Hands Off! My Person Is Sacred"

"Hast Seen Sir Launcelot About?"

"He Gave Me a Sudden Look That Bit Right Through...

"He Unlimbered his Tongue and Cursed Like a Bishop...

He Was a Man

"He Was Frighted Even to the Marrow"

He was Great Now

"He was Hungry for a Fight"

"The Head of the Cavalcade Swept Forward"

"Hello-Central!"

High Church

"How Old are You, Sandy?"

"I Caught a Picture That Will Not Go From Me"

"I Could Imagine the Baby Goo-gooing"

"I Saw He Meant Business"

"Inherited Ideas Are a Curious Thing"

Initial Letter (A Word of Explanation)

Initial Letter (Chapter I)

Initial Letter (Chapter II)

Initial Letter (Chapter III)

Initial Letter (Chapter IV)

Initial Letter (Chapter IX)

Initial Letter (Chapter V)

Initial Letter (Chapter VI)

Initial Letter (Chapter VII)

Initial Letter (Chapter VIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter X)

Initial Letter (Chapter XII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XIV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XIX)

Initial Letter (Chapter XL)

Initial Letter (Chapter XLI)

Initial Letter (Chapter XLII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XLIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XLIV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XVI)

Initial Letter (Chapter XVII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XVIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XX)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXI)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXIV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXIX)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXVI)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXVII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXVIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXX)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXI)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIII)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIX)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXV)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXVI)

Initial Letter (Chapter XXXVII)

"It Had in it a Sample of About All the Upper...

"It Lay There All Battered to a Pulp"

"It Was a Noble Effect"

"It was Delicious to See a Newspaper Again"

"It Was the Largest Castle We Had Seen"

The Journey
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The King [by Dan Beard]

King Uriens

Knights Practicing on the Quiet

"Latest Eruption, Only Two Cents"

Launcelot Swept In

"Look Out and Hold on Tight!"

Marhaus, Son of the King of Ireland, From an Effigy...

"Merely a Great Big Village"
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Merlin [by Dan Beard]

A Middy from my Naval Academy

Mrs. Le Fay

My Lord, the Earl Grip

The Newsboy

"Next!"

"The Nineteenth Century Booming Under Its Very Nose...

Non-Indexed Image, Page 432

"Not a Word of it Could these Catfish Make Head or...

"Oh, Beware! These are Awful Words!"

On the Tramp

One of the 52

One of the People

The Orator

"Original Agony"

Overbalanced

The Practical Joker's Joke

"Presently We Struck an Incident"

Pursuit

"Queen Guenever Was as Naïvely Interested as the...

The Queen's Own

Rah for Protection!

"The Rest of the Tale Is Just War, Pure and Simple...

"The Reverent and Awe-Stricken Multitudes"
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The Round Table [by Dan Beard]

"A Sample of One Sort of London Society"

Sandy

Sandy and the Boss at the Second Table

Sandy Rode by on a Mule

"Sandy was Worn Out with Nursing"

Sandy with Royalty

"She Continued to Fetch and Pour Until I Was Well...

"Sing, Dance, Carouse Every Night"

"Sir Arthur Took It up by the Handles"

Sir Boss

Sir Cote Male Taile

Sir Galahad Takes a Header

Sir Gawaine and Sir Uwaine
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Sir Mordred [by Dan Beard]

Sir Sagramour le Desirous

Sister, Your Blind is Disarranged

The Slave Driver

Slaves Warming Themselves

Slim Jim

"Smothered with Blessings"

Snuffing the Candle

"So We Took a Man-of-war"

Solid Comfort

Some Manhood Even in a King

Some of the Boys Going a Grailing

The Spirit of the Church

The Spirit that Goeth with Burdens that Have not...

"Starving, Eh? Why Don't you Grow a Nose Like Mine...

The Stranger's Story

Streets of London

"The Sun Struck the Sea of Armor and Set It All on...

Supreme Head of the Church and Some Other Heads
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Tail-Piece (A Word of Explanation) [by Dan Beard]
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Tail-Piece (Chapter XLIV) [by Dan Beard]

The Tale of the Lost Land

"That Fellow on the Pillar, Standing Rigid"

"That Old Tower Leaped into the Sky in Chunks"

"That Was the Church"

"That Will Do," I Said, "I Reckon You Are a Patient...

"Then Sir Marhaus Ran to the Duke, and Smote Him...

"There Are Ways to Persuade Him to Abandon It"

"There Was No Soap, No Matches, No Looking-Glass"

"They Came in a Body, They Came With a Whirr"

"They Have a Right to Their View. I Only Stand to...

"They Thought I Was One of Those Fire Belching...

"This Horrible Sky-Towering Monster"

"This Would Undermine the Church"

The Three Brothers, as Described by Sandy

The Three Maids

Three Years After

"To Subtract the Nation and Leave Behind Some Dregs...

"To the Gentleman He was Abject"

"Toward the Monk the Coal Burner was Deeply...

"Traitor, Now Is Thy Death Day Come"

Transformation

The Tree and the Fruit

"A Tree is Known by its Fruits"

"The Troublesomest Old Sow of the Lot"

Two of a Kind

Under the Curse of Rome

"Varlet, Serve to Me What Cheer ye Have"

"Walking on Air, She was So Proud"

We Constituted the Rear of his Procession

"We Got the Hogs Home"

"We Were Challenged by the Warders, and After...

A West Pointer

"What Is It You Call it? Chuckleheads"

"When a Slave Passed He Couldn't Even See Him"

"Where Launcelot Is, She Noteth Not the Going Forth...

"Where Was My Great Commerce?"

"Who Fails Shall Sup in Hell To-night"

"Why do you Not Warn Me To Cease?"

"Why, They Were Nothing but Rabbits!"

A Yard of Snowy Church-warden

Ye Iron Dude

"Yes, Sire, That Is About It, I Am Afraid"
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