Dan Beard 1850 - 1941 Name Variant(s): Daniel Carter Beard Read Less Artwork "The Abbot's Solemn Procession""After Prayers We Had Dinner"After the ExplosionAll Men Are Born Free and EqualAnd So We Started"And were Soon as Sociable as Old Acquaintances"Another Miracle"Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a..."At the Twelfth Repetition they Fell Apart in...Audi AlteramA Band of SlavesBarber to H. M., The King"Bgwjjilligkkk!!""The Boys Helped Me, or I Never Could Have Got In...Brer Merlin Steals the Lariat"Brother to Dirt Like This?"Burial of a Freeman"By a Sarcasm of Law and Phrase They Were Freemen"Catcher of the Ulster NineCharge of the 500 Knights"Children of Monarchy by the Grace of God and the..."A Child's Affair for Simpleness""The Church Is Master Now"The Church Puts Its Foot in ItThe Church, the King, the Nobleman, and the Freeman...Deciding an ArgumentDecorations of Sixth Century Aristocracy"Defend Thee, Lord!--Peril of Life is Toward!""Delirium, of Course, But SO Real!""Detailed an Intelligent Priest, and Ordered Him to...Discrepancy in Noses Makes No DifferenceThe Earth Belongs to the PeopleEffect of the Pipe on SandyEffect of the Pipe on the FreemenEffect of the Sun on the Iron ClothesThe End [by Dan Beard]EvolutionThe False Prophet Going to Meet the KingThe FeastThe Fire"The Flies Buzzed and Bit Unmolested""For I Was Afraid of the Church"A Foundling"Go It, Slim Jim!""Go 'Long," I said; "You Ain't More Than a..."Great Scott, But There Was a Sensation""Great Scott, Can't You Understand a Little Thing..."Hands Off! My Person Is Sacred""Hast Seen Sir Launcelot About?""He Gave Me a Sudden Look That Bit Right Through..."He Unlimbered his Tongue and Cursed Like a Bishop...He Was a Man"He Was Frighted Even to the Marrow"He was Great Now"He was Hungry for a Fight""The Head of the Cavalcade Swept Forward""Hello-Central!"High Church"How Old are You, Sandy?""I Caught a Picture That Will Not Go From Me""I Could Imagine the Baby Goo-gooing""I Saw He Meant Business""Inherited Ideas Are a Curious Thing"Initial Letter (A Word of Explanation)Initial Letter (Chapter I)Initial Letter (Chapter II)Initial Letter (Chapter III)Initial Letter (Chapter IV)Initial Letter (Chapter IX)Initial Letter (Chapter V)Initial Letter (Chapter VI)Initial Letter (Chapter VII)Initial Letter (Chapter VIII)Initial Letter (Chapter X)Initial Letter (Chapter XII)Initial Letter (Chapter XIII)Initial Letter (Chapter XIV)Initial Letter (Chapter XIX)Initial Letter (Chapter XL)Initial Letter (Chapter XLI)Initial Letter (Chapter XLII)Initial Letter (Chapter XLIII)Initial Letter (Chapter XLIV)Initial Letter (Chapter XV)Initial Letter (Chapter XVI)Initial Letter (Chapter XVII)Initial Letter (Chapter XVIII)Initial Letter (Chapter XX)Initial Letter (Chapter XXI)Initial Letter (Chapter XXII)Initial Letter (Chapter XXIII)Initial Letter (Chapter XXIV)Initial Letter (Chapter XXIX)Initial Letter (Chapter XXV)Initial Letter (Chapter XXVI)Initial Letter (Chapter XXVII)Initial Letter (Chapter XXVIII)Initial Letter (Chapter XXX)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXI)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXII)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIII)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIV)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIX)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXV)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXVI)Initial Letter (Chapter XXXVII)"It Had in it a Sample of About All the Upper..."It Lay There All Battered to a Pulp""It Was a Noble Effect""It was Delicious to See a Newspaper Again""It Was the Largest Castle We Had Seen"The JourneyThe King [by Dan Beard]King UriensKnights Practicing on the Quiet"Latest Eruption, Only Two Cents"Launcelot Swept In"Look Out and Hold on Tight!"Marhaus, Son of the King of Ireland, From an Effigy..."Merely a Great Big Village"Merlin [by Dan Beard]A Middy from my Naval Academy Mrs. Le FayMy Lord, the Earl GripThe Newsboy"Next!""The Nineteenth Century Booming Under Its Very Nose...Non-Indexed Image, Page 432"Not a Word of it Could these Catfish Make Head or..."Oh, Beware! These are Awful Words!"On the TrampOne of the 52One of the PeopleThe Orator"Original Agony"Overbalanced The Practical Joker's Joke"Presently We Struck an Incident"Pursuit"Queen Guenever Was as Naïvely Interested as the...The Queen's OwnRah for Protection!"The Rest of the Tale Is Just War, Pure and Simple..."The Reverent and Awe-Stricken Multitudes"The Round Table [by Dan Beard]"A Sample of One Sort of London Society"SandySandy and the Boss at the Second TableSandy Rode by on a Mule"Sandy was Worn Out with Nursing"Sandy with Royalty"She Continued to Fetch and Pour Until I Was Well..."Sing, Dance, Carouse Every Night""Sir Arthur Took It up by the Handles"Sir BossSir Cote Male TaileSir Galahad Takes a HeaderSir Gawaine and Sir UwaineSir Mordred [by Dan Beard]Sir Sagramour le DesirousSister, Your Blind is Disarranged The Slave DriverSlaves Warming ThemselvesSlim Jim"Smothered with Blessings"Snuffing the Candle"So We Took a Man-of-war"Solid ComfortSome Manhood Even in a KingSome of the Boys Going a GrailingThe Spirit of the ChurchThe Spirit that Goeth with Burdens that Have not..."Starving, Eh? Why Don't you Grow a Nose Like Mine...The Stranger's StoryStreets of London"The Sun Struck the Sea of Armor and Set It All on...Supreme Head of the Church and Some Other HeadsTail-Piece (A Word of Explanation) [by Dan Beard]Tail-Piece (Chapter XLIV) [by Dan Beard]The Tale of the Lost Land"That Fellow on the Pillar, Standing Rigid""That Old Tower Leaped into the Sky in Chunks""That Was the Church""That Will Do," I Said, "I Reckon You Are a Patient..."Then Sir Marhaus Ran to the Duke, and Smote Him..."There Are Ways to Persuade Him to Abandon It""There Was No Soap, No Matches, No Looking-Glass""They Came in a Body, They Came With a Whirr""They Have a Right to Their View. I Only Stand to..."They Thought I Was One of Those Fire Belching..."This Horrible Sky-Towering Monster""This Would Undermine the Church"The Three Brothers, as Described by SandyThe Three MaidsThree Years After"To Subtract the Nation and Leave Behind Some Dregs..."To the Gentleman He was Abject""Toward the Monk the Coal Burner was Deeply..."Traitor, Now Is Thy Death Day Come"TransformationThe Tree and the Fruit"A Tree is Known by its Fruits""The Troublesomest Old Sow of the Lot"Two of a KindUnder the Curse of Rome"Varlet, Serve to Me What Cheer ye Have""Walking on Air, She was So Proud"We Constituted the Rear of his Procession"We Got the Hogs Home""We Were Challenged by the Warders, and After...A West Pointer"What Is It You Call it? Chuckleheads""When a Slave Passed He Couldn't Even See Him""Where Launcelot Is, She Noteth Not the Going Forth..."Where Was My Great Commerce?""Who Fails Shall Sup in Hell To-night""Why do you Not Warn Me To Cease?""Why, They Were Nothing but Rabbits!"A Yard of Snowy Church-wardenYe Iron Dude"Yes, Sire, That Is About It, I Am Afraid" Show Full List Hide Full List "The Abbot's Solemn Procession"1889"After Prayers We Had Dinner"1889After the Explosion1889All Men Are Born Free and Equal1889And So We Started1889"And were Soon as Sociable as Old Acquaintances"1889Another Miracle1889"Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it"1889"At the Twelfth Repetition they Fell Apart in Chunks"1889Audi Alteram1889A Band of Slaves1889Barber to H. M., The King1889"Bgwjjilligkkk!!"1889"The Boys Helped Me, or I Never Could Have Got In" (Initial Letter. Chapter XI)1889Brer Merlin Steals the Lariat1889"Brother to Dirt Like This?"1889Burial of a Freeman1889"By a Sarcasm of Law and Phrase They Were Freemen"1889Catcher of the Ulster Nine1889Charge of the 500 Knights1889"Children of Monarchy by the Grace of God and the Established Church"1889"A Child's Affair for Simpleness"1889"The Church Is Master Now"1889The Church Puts Its Foot in It1889The Church, the King, the Nobleman, and the Freeman1889Deciding an Argument1889Decorations of Sixth Century Aristocracy1889"Defend Thee, Lord!--Peril of Life is Toward!"1889"Delirium, of Course, But SO Real!"1889"Detailed an Intelligent Priest, and Ordered Him to Report it"1889Discrepancy in Noses Makes No Difference1889The Earth Belongs to the People1889Effect of the Pipe on Sandy1889Effect of the Pipe on the Freemen1889Effect of the Sun on the Iron Clothes1889The End [by Dan Beard]1889Evolution1889The False Prophet Going to Meet the King1889The Feast1889The Fire1889"The Flies Buzzed and Bit Unmolested"1889"For I Was Afraid of the Church"1889A Foundling1889"Go It, Slim Jim!"1889"Go 'Long," I said; "You Ain't More Than a Paragraph"1889"Great Scott, But There Was a Sensation"1889"Great Scott, Can't You Understand a Little Thing Like That?"1889"Hands Off! My Person Is Sacred"1889"Hast Seen Sir Launcelot About?"1889"He Gave Me a Sudden Look That Bit Right Through Into My Marrow"1889"He Unlimbered his Tongue and Cursed Like a Bishop"1889He Was a Man1889"He Was Frighted Even to the Marrow"1889He was Great Now1889"He was Hungry for a Fight"1889"The Head of the Cavalcade Swept Forward"1889"Hello-Central!"1889High Church1889"How Old are You, Sandy?"1889"I Caught a Picture That Will Not Go From Me"1889"I Could Imagine the Baby Goo-gooing"1889"I Saw He Meant Business"1889"Inherited Ideas Are a Curious Thing"1889Initial Letter (A Word of Explanation)1889Initial Letter (Chapter I)1889Initial Letter (Chapter II)1889Initial Letter (Chapter III)1889Initial Letter (Chapter IV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter IX)1889Initial Letter (Chapter V)1889Initial Letter (Chapter VI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter VII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter VIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter X)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XIV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XIX)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XL)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XLI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XLII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XLIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XLIV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XVI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XVII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XVIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XX)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXIV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXIX)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXVI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXVII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXVIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXX)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIII)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXIX)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXV)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXVI)1889Initial Letter (Chapter XXXVII)1889"It Had in it a Sample of About All the Upper Occupations and Professions."1889"It Lay There All Battered to a Pulp"1889"It Was a Noble Effect"1889"It was Delicious to See a Newspaper Again"1889"It Was the Largest Castle We Had Seen"1889The Journey1889The King [by Dan Beard]1889King Uriens1889Knights Practicing on the Quiet1889"Latest Eruption, Only Two Cents"1889Launcelot Swept In1889"Look Out and Hold on Tight!"1889Marhaus, Son of the King of Ireland, From an Effigy Found in the Castle1889"Merely a Great Big Village"1889Merlin [by Dan Beard]1889A Middy from my Naval Academy 1889Mrs. Le Fay1889My Lord, the Earl Grip1889The Newsboy1889"Next!"1889"The Nineteenth Century Booming Under Its Very Nose"1889Non-Indexed Image, Page 4321889"Not a Word of it Could these Catfish Make Head or Tail of"1889"Oh, Beware! These are Awful Words!"1889On the Tramp1889One of the 521889One of the People1889The Orator1889"Original Agony"1889Overbalanced 1889The Practical Joker's Joke1889"Presently We Struck an Incident"1889Pursuit1889"Queen Guenever Was as Naïvely Interested as the Rest"1889The Queen's Own1889Rah for Protection!1889"The Rest of the Tale Is Just War, Pure and Simple" 1889"The Reverent and Awe-Stricken Multitudes"1889The Round Table [by Dan Beard]1889"A Sample of One Sort of London Society"1889Sandy1889Sandy and the Boss at the Second Table1889Sandy Rode by on a Mule1889"Sandy was Worn Out with Nursing"1889Sandy with Royalty1889"She Continued to Fetch and Pour Until I Was Well Soaked" 1889"Sing, Dance, Carouse Every Night"1889"Sir Arthur Took It up by the Handles"1889Sir Boss1889Sir Cote Male Taile1889Sir Galahad Takes a Header1889Sir Gawaine and Sir Uwaine1889Sir Mordred [by Dan Beard]1889Sir Sagramour le Desirous1889Sister, Your Blind is Disarranged 1889The Slave Driver1889Slaves Warming Themselves1889Slim Jim1889"Smothered with Blessings"1889Snuffing the Candle1889"So We Took a Man-of-war"1889Solid Comfort1889Some Manhood Even in a King1889Some of the Boys Going a Grailing1889The Spirit of the Church1889The Spirit that Goeth with Burdens that Have not Honor1889"Starving, Eh? Why Don't you Grow a Nose Like Mine?"1889The Stranger's Story1889Streets of London1889"The Sun Struck the Sea of Armor and Set It All on Fire"1889Supreme Head of the Church and Some Other Heads1889Tail-Piece (A Word of Explanation) [by Dan Beard]1889Tail-Piece (Chapter XLIV) [by Dan Beard]1889The Tale of the Lost Land1889"That Fellow on the Pillar, Standing Rigid"1889"That Old Tower Leaped into the Sky in Chunks"1889"That Was the Church"1889"That Will Do," I Said, "I Reckon You Are a Patient."1889"Then Sir Marhaus Ran to the Duke, and Smote Him with His Spear"1889"There Are Ways to Persuade Him to Abandon It"1889"There Was No Soap, No Matches, No Looking-Glass"1889"They Came in a Body, They Came With a Whirr"1889"They Have a Right to Their View. I Only Stand to This"1889"They Thought I Was One of Those Fire Belching Dragons"1889"This Horrible Sky-Towering Monster"1889"This Would Undermine the Church"1889The Three Brothers, as Described by Sandy1889The Three Maids1889Three Years After1889"To Subtract the Nation and Leave Behind Some Dregs"1889"To the Gentleman He was Abject"1889"Toward the Monk the Coal Burner was Deeply Reverent"1889"Traitor, Now Is Thy Death Day Come"1889Transformation1889The Tree and the Fruit1889"A Tree is Known by its Fruits"1889"The Troublesomest Old Sow of the Lot"1889Two of a Kind1889Under the Curse of Rome1889"Varlet, Serve to Me What Cheer ye Have"1889"Walking on Air, She was So Proud"1889We Constituted the Rear of his Procession1889"We Got the Hogs Home"1889"We Were Challenged by the Warders, and After Parley Admitted"1889A West Pointer1889"What Is It You Call it? Chuckleheads"1889"When a Slave Passed He Couldn't Even See Him"1889"Where Launcelot Is, She Noteth Not the Going Forth of the King"1889"Where Was My Great Commerce?"1889"Who Fails Shall Sup in Hell To-night"1889"Why do you Not Warn Me To Cease?"1889"Why, They Were Nothing but Rabbits!"1889A Yard of Snowy Church-warden1889Ye Iron Dude1889"Yes, Sire, That Is About It, I Am Afraid"1889